![]() Rusty attempts to guide Kraken’s head down for fellatio. Kraken advanced on to fight Gruff and I think that could’ve been anyone’s game but instead Kraken arrived wrapped in fucking aluminum foil so Gruff just broiled it alive to make some baked seafood. Against SMEE we saw Kraken just swing the wide robot around and bite down through its weak top armor. Kraken sparred with Claw Viper and outlasted it when Claw Viper started falling apart. Kraken gets to ride the ride a second time even though last time around it reached the bounty finals. It’s why we haven’t seen Hydra show up in a Bounty Hunters episode. Mind you I think this miniseries was being taped alongside the main tournament in order to space out the fights and allow teams who were still in the running for the Giant Nut to get their robots ready. Props to David though for smiling and taking it in stride that his robot is only good for automatic points and nothing else.Īs we near the end of Bounty Hunters I guess the producers were hard-pressed to find enough asses to fill all the seats in each bracket. Rusty was basically the robot that was fed to these other two in order to bolster their “chances at making it into the tournament”. Rusty had a crappy debut season with a dreadfully boring zero hit KO win over Sporkinok followed up by back to back KO losses to both Beta and Sawblaze. ![]() I think it’s time to start the article.Ĭan we just appreciate the balls on David Eaton to think that Rusty has what it takes to tango with Son of Whyachi? What the fuck is Rusty going to do to a robot with a 100+ pound spinning triangular mass of spiked hammers spun by no less than eight fucking electric motors? Then again way back in the Season 3.0 days of the show Son of Whyachi was very nearly bested by this thing called “Shaka” which was literally a stripped down power chair with some leopard print fabric wrapped around it so who fucking knows anything is possible. What the fuck is Grabot going to do to Son of Whyachi? Grab onto one of its hammers and just get spun around like a fucking maniac? Chris and Kenny open the show with a dynasty joke that falls flatter than Lock-Jaw’s tires after a bad day. Finally Big Dill, Rusty, and Grabot are also in the bracket. Copperhead and Chronos also get to meet each other again in a rematch right out of the gate. Among the competitors are Kraken, Gigabyte, and Perfect Phoenix. You know the drill by now, eight teams have signed up for the Whyachi bounty but only one of them can rise to the occasion to challenge the big boss. One of only two former champions in Bounty Hunters Son of Whyachi is part of the sport’s old guard, a relic of the Comedy Central years where the show was a wild west of bizarre designs and yes that includes Son of Whyachi itself. Greats have fallen, bounties have been claimed, but they’ve saved perhaps the most explosive bounty for last: Son of Whyachi. ![]() It’s also been filled with cannon fodder robots begging for more camera time even if it means certain destruction so I just want you all to know I am all for that 101%. We’ve reached the final episode of Bounty Hunters and so far this miniseries has been filled with surprises and upsets left and right. ![]() The Hypershock team is rioting in excitement! ![]()
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